Friday, July 24, 2009

Why Did Chicken Cross The Road


For the past few weeks people talk about why did chicken cross the road. There are something special about the chicken because whatever chicken do, chicken are at no mistake. The mistake always lies on this Special Chicken Association of Malaysia or SCAM. SCAM is answerable to whatever chicken do, you see...

The answer to chicken and road story will point to the same answer - only if problems arisen due to these chicken's doing or not doing. So to these Qs:


1) Why did chicken cross the road?

SCAM did not stop them from crossing the road

2) Why didn't chicken cross the road?

SCAM did not teach them how to cross the road

3) Why chicken just stood still on the road?

Because SCAM did not teach them how to make decision

4) Why....


No need to go on..the answer lies in SCAM.


I rest my case.


1 comment:

Telipuk Kuala said...

Oh..oh...this is indeed a sectoral problem involving chicken only yah? No wonder I've not heard about the SDAM (for Dog)or another SCAM for cow...heheh! How chicky!